"Kick me" is so last century

[Chat transcript 4/03/09]

Jan Mayen - Today, 3 different girls who don't know each other, whose only mutual link is me, suggested that I should get a girlfriend/suggest I meet a beautiful friend of theirs/suggested that I should get a girlfriend. What the fuck? Is there like some special woman signal? Do they have a bat signal? They have a bat signal.

Svalbard - it's the sign on your back,take it off

Jan Mayen - Oh, I thought that wasn't working. "Fuck me".

Svalbard - yeah the girl mind reads that "as get someone else to do it"

Jan Mayen - "Please help me obtain emotional intimacy"

Svalbard - "Please Sir,can I have a second helping?"

Jan Mayen - "I have AIDS"

Svalbard - "Will you be my new mommy?"

Jan Mayen - "My last mommy died of AIDS. Can you be stronger than she was?"

Svalbard - "I am not pregnant"

Jan Mayen - "I'm with pregnant -->"

Svalbard - "I'm fairly popular around these parts"

Jan Mayen - "I'm fairly popular around these parts [down arrow]"

Svalbard - "I will impregnant you"

Jan Mayen - "Like a Xenomorph"

Svalbard - "Part transformer,in my pants"

-Jan Mayen

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Unlike the ads on the bottom of the page say, I'm not a fan of being explored. While I'm fairly easy guy (yes, ladies), exploring my "fjords" and "wildlife" just isn't my idea of a good time.

Haiku

Weary, sore fingers;

Summer gloats, fire burns dry leaf;

Blog is completed.

Jan Mayen

The Poorly Illustrated Adventures of Svalbard and Jan Mayen.

Hi there,

The rudimentary comics we thought up ages ago,click to enlarge and enjoy.

#1:Beginnings and Pants.



#2:Monopoly:Now with extra sacrifices!


#3:Autoeroticdefenestration




Well that's all there is of now,hopefully there will be more
-Svalbard