[Chat transcript 4/03/09]
Jan Mayen - Today, 3 different girls who don't know each other, whose only mutual link is me, suggested that I should get a girlfriend/suggest I meet a beautiful friend of theirs/suggested that I should get a girlfriend. What the fuck? Is there like some special woman signal? Do they have a bat signal? They have a bat signal.
Svalbard - it's the sign on your back,take it off
Jan Mayen - Oh, I thought that wasn't working. "Fuck me".
Svalbard - yeah the girl mind reads that "as get someone else to do it"
Jan Mayen - "Please help me obtain emotional intimacy"
Svalbard - "Please Sir,can I have a second helping?"
Jan Mayen - "I have AIDS"
Svalbard - "Will you be my new mommy?"
Jan Mayen - "My last mommy died of AIDS. Can you be stronger than she was?"
Svalbard - "I am not pregnant"
Jan Mayen - "I'm with pregnant -->"
Svalbard - "I'm fairly popular around these parts"
Jan Mayen - "I'm fairly popular around these parts [down arrow]"
Svalbard - "I will impregnant you"
Jan Mayen - "Like a Xenomorph"
Svalbard - "Part transformer,in my pants"
-Jan Mayen
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